Now if this doesn't make the list of one of the strangest records ever made, I don't know what will. No, I'm not talking about the B-side in which the Allen chicks sing about being tired of rocking and rolling and how the cha-cha is so neat. Well, we all know what happened there, don't we? I mean the out-of-the-ballpark A-side which was no doubt inspired by the then-current sci-fi flick "The Fly" and dishes out the terror in just a little over two minutes. Over a backdrop of jazzy bass fiddle, conga drums and cryptic piano, our narrator intones: "SPIDERS!!......CREEPY!!!....CRAWLY!!!!.....THE FLY!!! (with echo).....THE FLY!!!(with even more echo)....THE FLY IS IN THE SPIDER'S WEB!!!!......" Then, a sped-up voice screams "Help me! Help me!" A few more seconds of this and then a normal woman's voice says "Doctor, you're having a nightmare!....WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR ARM?!?!?" And she joins with the spider in yelling "Help me! Help me! Help me!" as the record fades. The label lists a warning above the title: "Do not listen to this record in the dark or alone!" Taking that advice wouldn't be too bad an idea as this thing's bound to give you a few shakes up the spine. Shall we call it a demented classic? I agree.
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When the woman's voice came on, the lyrics went:
Darling? Are you having a nightmare? Your arm... your arm is hurting me... GASP! WHAT'S HAPPENED TO YOUR HEAD??!!!! HELP ME!!! HELP ME!!! HELP ME!!! ... It was really scary, and the bongos were great.
I have always remembered Darling? Are you having a nightmare? Your arm... your arm is hurting me... GASP! WHAT'S HAPPENED TO YOUR HEAD??!!!! HELP ME!!! HELP ME!!! HELP ME!!! I herd this record when i was 8 yrs old i am now 37, i cant believe i found it on the web! i have been looking for years, finally.
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